Well folks, it's official…

We here at the University of Oregon are a bunch of partyn’ stoner liberals with the WORST dorms in the nation (that’s no surprise to anyone who lived in Bean, where I found myself using a blowdryer to thaw my hands from the freezing drafts blowing onto my keyboard through my window which lacked any weather stripping). Aside from being the #1 ranked school in the “dorms like dungeons” category we ranked fifth in the “refeer madness” list and were listed as the #14 party school. Sigh, if only that were true. Princeton Review’s University of Oregon rankings, what a SHOCK!