The Revolution Will Not be Televised…
Christ it’s 3:53 am I just woke up after a panic attack/nightmare about the newspaper. Essentially, I dreamt that Jen (Ed-in-Chief) and I had been working all summer (which is true) on the new design (also true) and the new staff came in for trainning week and they were all brilliant (they should be, right? […]
Go, boy, Seek happy nights to happy days.
The last few weeks have found me particularly alone and somewhat moribund. Whereas in the beginning of the summer I found myself surrounded in a brief, sensational, warm and glorious moment of friendship and compassion, dancing and ectasy, love and passion, now my friends have left town in the final weeks before school starts and […]
Coffee: The New Health Food
I’ve been hearing some interesting things recently about my favorite beverage (unadulterated, and legal to drink in public beverage that is) and as it turn out everyone’s favorite uncontrolled substance coffee isn’t just not bad for you – it’s fucking great for you. So drink up, it might just improve your health.
Well folks, it's official…
We here at the University of Oregon are a bunch of partyn’ stoner liberals with the WORST dorms in the nation (that’s no surprise to anyone who lived in Bean, where I found myself using a blowdryer to thaw my hands from the freezing drafts blowing onto my keyboard through my window which lacked any […]
I (Heart) George Bush
WASHINGTON (AP) — President Bush offered up a new entry for his catalog of “Bushisms” on Thursday, declaring that his administration will “never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people.” Bush misspoke as he delivered a speech at the signing ceremony for a $417 billion defense spending bill. “Our enemies […]