No Sex in the City: Or no sex at least, Eugene hardly qualifies as the city. I am having no luck in the romance dept. Blah to the blah – no matter: thanks to my near-obsession with the gym I will soon be a sex god. I have so much stuff to do, not enough […]

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Letters to Abigail: My world has turned to blah. Without school I am now in the relentless pursuit of “the job,” but basically all I’m doing is bumming around Eugene tanning my pasty-white belly and going to the Student Rec Center; which I guess isn’t that bad. I’m losing weight, even though I remain fixed […]

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A New Start: There’s a new site in town, and it’s mine. So as you may have noticed I’m remodeling the whole shebang. There’s going to be a lot of bugs and stuff as I get everything in order, but hang in there and we’ll all be rewarded with a slick and spanking new hyperbole.

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Cultured Weekend Today has been miserable. I have never been so bored and I am worried that the site will never look good again (although how many times have I said that before) One bright spot on my radar, I am going to get to see the ‘rents tonight. They’re driving up to Ashland and […]

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Ruminations on Two Decades:

Yesterday I turned 20. To tell you the truth it could have been any day. There was nothing earth shattering about discarding my teenager status, although I have noticed a marked interest in the past year in subject s I had never considered to be of much interest (this can be easily illustrated by my […]

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