Snap Crackle Hip Hop – or how the rocker boy went rap for a night

Posted by on Jul 16, 2003 in Blog | No Comments

After an 8 hour marathon drive from San Francisco to Eugene (only made possible by my recent discovery of sugar-free Red Bull) I arrived to my tousled apartment at around 4:30 to find a message from my manager at work. She wanted to see me as soon as I got in so I hurried over […]

Sundays with Amy

Posted by on Jun 15, 2003 in Blog | No Comments

I think that if there ever was a woman over 30 who I would most like to sleep with it would have to be comedienne Amy Sedaris. The ingenious and miraculously witty remarks that stream from her mouth on talk shows have convinced me that there could be nothing better than to wake up next […]

Mr. Blue Sky

Posted by on May 19, 2003 in Blog | One Comment

It has been so nice, I’ve been “lawning” like crazy. I know it’s spring pretty much everywhere (assuming you live in the Northern Hemisphere) but in Eugene this means a whole lot more because it’s nasty and rainy all winter and then suddenly it’s glorious glorious spring with wildflowers and blue skies and the warm […]

Hyperbole Reloaded:

Posted by on May 16, 2003 in Blog | No Comments

I saw the new Matrix movie last night and all I have to say is daymn! When does the next one come out. Jess wasn’t so impressed, she enjoyed X2 better ( I totally disagree, X2 is like junk food compared to the caviar of the Matrix). She basically thought that a few points in […]

THE DEATH SNEEZE:

Posted by on May 12, 2003 in Blog | No Comments

I have theory (tentatively to be known as the Steven Neuman Unified Theory of Incrimental Sinus-Related Aging). Every now and then I’ll be walking along and it will be all lovely and sunny, and I will suddenly sneeze. Not just any sneeze, or a fit of little sneezes, or even a drippy snotty cold sneeze. […]